lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via slothsandwombats)

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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spadesslick:

l-g-m:

ey girl do you

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cause i really

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via faint-reflection)

skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4x4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

(via faint-reflection)

cakejam:

REAL FOOTAGE OF DUCKLING BEING BORN! (VERY RARE!!)

(via faint-reflection)

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever

  • Teacher:

    I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.

  • Kid:

    why can't we watch a movie?

  • Teacher:

    because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.

  • Me:

    then why do they give us homework?

  • Whole class:

    .....

  • Teacher:

    .....

  • President:

    .....

  • Miley Cyrus:

    ....

  • Me:

    ....

  • Teacher:

    Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

(via faint-reflection)